Sutton Group Lakefront Realty
(fabulous resource for the whole area)
Okanagan Mainline Real Estate Board
District of Coldstream:
City of Vernon:
North Okanagan Regional District:
Vernon Morning Star Newspaper:
Vernon Yellow & White pages:
Two guys from Newfoundland were looking at a Sears’ catalog and admiring the models.
One says to the other, 'Have you seen the beautiful girls in this catalogue?'
The second one replies, 'Yes, they are very beautiful....and look at the price!
The first one says, with wide eyes, 'Wow, they aren't very expensive. At this price, I'm buying one.'
The second Newfie smiles and pats him on the back. 'Good idea! Order one and if she's as beautiful as she is in the catalog, I will get one too.'
Three weeks later, the one Newfie asks his friend, 'Did you ever receive the girl you ordered from the Sears catalogue?'
The second Newfie replies......
'No, but it shouldn't be long now.
I got her clothes yesterday!'